Lyrics

Turkeys on the spit
Blistering in the sun
Crackling in the heat
Belly pork in briefs
Pink and overhung

Clambake on the beach
Flesh begins to creep
Piglet in a pram
Mutton dressed as lamb
Tenderloin of beef

All the year long
You have waited for some heat
And without a tan to go
No holiday's complete

Turkeys on the spit
As I sit in the shade
And study the menu
And find some fat to chew
From the mixed grill on display

All winter long
Youve waited for this day
And without a tan to show
What would the neighbours say?

Turkeys on the spit
Blistering in the sun
Crackling in the heat
Belly pork in briefs
Pink and overhung

Turkeys on the spit

music & lyrics © El Mick 2008